Bangkok Dangerous Review

Just finished watching Bangkok Dangerous, and it suck big time.

With all the promotions and mini clips, it look so cool. Mana tau, the movie is so lame. No story line, just about a killer killing people.

So dont waste your money, save the money go watch House Bunny. Its so much better.

Again, Bangkok Dangerous SUCK BIG TIME.

Random POst

Damn You BIAR.

I think you do not know who you are, but FYI, you are not even close to being cool. So any of you out there who is trying to do something to impress others, please note that you are not being cool at all. YOU are Making a FOOL out of yourself.


Thanks, Have a good day.....

September 11 flight path

Im not really sure on how true is this, but someone send me an Email of the final flight path of the 4 planes that was involve in 9-11.

Again i remind you Im not sure how true is this.

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Subject: 9-11 FLIGHT PATHS

This is truly amazing. I often wonder why air traffic control did not scramble some fighter jets when they saw all of these planes veering off their flight plan at the same time. The two jets that hit the World Trade Center actually crossed paths enroute.

Click on the arrows in the right column. It reveals how well the plan had been developed, barring departure delays. I wonder if the original plan was to have them all strike their targets at the same time.

And they did it all with U.S. aircraft, U.S. flight schools, and a few box cutters.

Click Below:

http://www.kerman94.com/911-Flights.HTM

Sex Is Good!

Another forwarded Email!

This is hilarious! Be sure to read the warning at the bottom. I didn't change a word! I'm not messing with the Sex Fairy!

1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.
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2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.
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3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.
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4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!
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5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.
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6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!
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7 ... Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.
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8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.
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9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.
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10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.
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This message has been sent to you for good luck in sex. The original is in a room in the basement of the Dwight House Pub. It has been sent around the world nine times. Now sex has been sent to you. The 'Hot Sex Fairy' will visit you within four days of receiving this message, provided you, in turn, send it on.

If you don't, then you will never receive good sex again for the rest of your life. You will eventually become celibate, and your genitals will rot and fall off This is no joke! Send copies to people you think need sex (who doesn't?). Don't send money, as the fate of your genitals has no price.

who came first????

Just got this in my email by someone, and it's really funny. Take a read:

The Truth Revealed (with evidence)!

In June 1998, the government of Malaysia had hired a team of experts from all over the world to be gathered here in Malaysia for a research project to compliment the history studies that we undertook in our secondary school. The objective of the research is simply:



1. To find proof and evidence that show the Malays were the origins of Malaysia and they were the first race and religion that landed their feet in Malaysia .



2. To further strengthen their claims, first they need to find the graveyard of the Hang Tuah, Hang Jebat, Hang Lekiu and etc.. to show the existence of their pioneers.


3. The Batu bersurat in Terengganu, reveals that the islamic religion has landed in Malaysia for more than a hundred years ago which further
strengthen their claims!


BEWARE & OPEN YOUR EYES!!! Go and ask your brother, sister, niece, nephew etc. Since the year 1999 (if i'm not mistaken) or year 2000, do they study about

HANG TUAH anymore ???

Why is that popular subject GONE ??? Missing in action ??? or evidence reveals something else that caused the government to stop the syllabus and HIDE the TRUTH ???



Here are the Evidences of the findings by the team of scientists, archaeologist, historian and other technical staff from the United States , United Kingdom , Germany , Canada , Yemen & Russia .



The evidence are:

1) They finally found the graveyard of Hang Tuah, Hang Jebat etc..., their skeleton had been analized and samples of DNA taken with the results show: Hang Tuah, Hang Jebat, Hang Lekiu and mates were NOT MALAY!!! They were CHINESE (islamic) from China !!! Why were they here in Malacca???

If go back in history, you would know that they were on a mission to protect the UNGRATEFUL MALAY Sultanate from the frequent attacks by the Kingdom of SIAM ( Thailand ) !!! So Hang Tuah was not Malay hero!!! They were the protectors of the useless and ungrateful Parameswara (who was from INDONESIA ) landed in Malacca and claimed that the land belonged to him!!!

The Hang Tuah bunch of people were all from China , they were being assigned to Malacca Sultanate because Parameswara requested the Ming Dynasty Emporer for protection!!! Hence, the rich historical heritage of the Babas & Nyonya being closely linked to the Seven Voyages to the Western Ocean by Admiral Zheng He who incidentally was a Chinese Muslim himself!

That's why the Hang Tuah series of history is MISSING from the Malaysian SEJARAH today! !!

Note : Remember Princess Hang Li Poh ? - All surname 'HANG'

Second Evidence:

The researchers hired by the government found the oldest tomb stones (graveyard) in Kelantan in year 2000. Suprisingly the tomb stones were at least 900 years old !!! Older than the so-called batu bersurat. And the best thing was that they all belonged to the CHINESE !!!


Being landed first in Malacca doesn't mean Malay is the first in Malaysia because during that time, the road was too long or undeveloped for them to reach or see the other side of the coast where the Chinese had landed much earlier. If you want the black and white hard evidence of what the truth of the Research reveals, please write to The Federal Association of Archaeology & Research of Michigan, USA .


This is a good reason to remind the UMNO Bumiputras NOT to ask the Chinese or Indians to go back to their Motherlands because the evidence had shown that Malays were NOT the original people of Malaysia ! The Truth Revealed (with evidence) and anthropologists have yet to ascertain if there was indeed a Malay race!

Holiday is wrong????

Erm, I think I saw an article in the newspaper saying that it was a political tactic by the Pakatan Government in Penang to give Penang a state public holiday for the by-election.

So i was a bit confuse, the BN government is accusing the Pakatan Government for giving the people of Penang a 1 day holiday so that they can vote.

Ok, here comes the amazing part

If giving public holiday to the people of Penang to go and vote is a political tactic, so what about the BN government giving us fuel discounts like 5 days before the election, that's not a tactic, that's the government helping to reduce the rakyats burden....

but think and see, have you ever see inflation go down. have you ever see a bowl of Hockkien Mee become cheaper? have anyone reduce the price of food from the minimum of RM2.50 back to RM2?


well, i guess the answer is no...

That was just number 1, now here comes number 2.

Since reducing price is not a political tactic, so how about BN setting the by-election date on a Tuesday?? They expect the rakyat to go and vote on a Tuesday that they have to work....

WTH man?

Lim Guan Eng only gave a public holiday because you people set the by-election day on a Tuesday, and now you people are saying its a political tactic.


Thats about it for number 2, now number 3.

This is paling amazing, they used our badminton Olympic silver medalist Lee Chong Wei and also Malaysia's first space tourist for their campaign. ( i refuse to call him an astronaut )

They again claim that this is not a political tactic, they are just rewarding them!!!

WALAO eh!!!!!

who the hell will believe lah, and there are actually more, about the religion thing, but I'm sorry because I don't really understand much about that so its safer not the post about it.

So before i end this, I just want to advise the people to read a lot from other sources other than THE STAR before you all believe anything....

Ivan signing out

I'm not from Malaysia

Sorry for not updating for such a long time. I got a life and my blog ended its. But i came across this article on the newspaper and other blogs that required immediate attention.

So this is how it goes


Have any of your online friends ever asked you where are you from. Than you give them the answer Malaysia.

And after a few seconds, they would reply, where is Malaysia??

Than you will answer them by telling them we are in Asia, above Singapore and below Thailand...

But mana tau, they will reply u saying yah, I know Singapore. but never heard of Malaysia. sorry...

Well, now we are known world wide. Malaysia is on the news, blogs, and celebrity entertainment news, and it has nothing to do with the greatest by-election in Malaysia's history.

To prove my point, here are some links. click the link, link, link, link, and much much more.

Malaysia is banning Avril from coming because she is TOO SEXY!!!!!!!!!!


WTF, how do you define too sexy??? how do you plan to get more tourist into the country if you do not plan to allow a famous singer in?

So next time if anyone do ask you where is Malaysia, maybe we can answer it by saying, the country that define too sexy illegal.

Or better still, you can answer by saying the country that made a world headlines over sexyness!!!! wouldn't that be cool...

or you can just answer that I'm from Singapore, simple and easy....since the Singaporeans are Malaysian run aways.

petrol price hike

All right, just 2 days ago, our government increase the price for petrol. Well, they did not really increase it as they call it, they call it reduce the subsidy. When our PM announce at about 5.50PM, that the government is reducing petrol subsidy, the whole nation went gila(crazy in malay).


Nearly every single road was jammed up. Many KIA SUE people lined up at petrol stations nation wide and caused all major roads to jammed up. Many people who really were low on petrol could not pumped any due to the terrible jammed.

Lessons to learn by the government. If want increase petrol price, just increase it, don't need give the Rakyat warning. There is no reason for you to tell the public and cause chaos.

And for the rakyat. OMFG....how much money can you save by lining up in petrol stations, causing terrible jams, and also lining up in the jams. Seriously, how much money would you be able to save. Maybe RM20. But think of this, when you save RM20, other people could be suffering thanks to you.

The price of petrol will never go down. It will only keep going up, so please, DONT be so Kia Sue. The most you can save is just about RM20

My name

Well, I'm a Chinese boy from Penang, Malaysia. Thats not the main story for today. My full name is Ivan Cheah Joo Siang. So my Chinese name would naturally be Cheah Joo Siang as called by the so called "Chinese People". I was at a country club the other day collecting my member card, when the lady at the counter ask for my name, I naturally told her, Ivan Cheah. As its a name i call myself with.


Then she goes searching in the drawer for my member card, than she could not find the card, so she asked me again whats my full name. So i told her Ivan Cheah Joo Siang. After telling her my full name, she said this " Next time when people ask for your name time, say your CHINESE name lah." and i was like what??????


My parents gave me the name Ivan Cheah Joo Siang. So no mater what, my English or Chinese name would also be Ivan Cheah Joo Siang. right? And she was like scolding me for telling her my name. And when i got the card, at the line where it says name, it was written there Cheah Joo Siang, Ivan. Out of a sudden, i felt so insulted.

Some stupid country club have changed my name to Cheah Joo Siang, Ivan. They keep teaching us in school to be proud of our heritage, be proud of ourself. But if some stupid club decides to change my name into a "CHINESE" name, than how am i suppose to be proud of myself. It suddenly made me feel not Chinese. It was so insulting.

And to that lady at the counter, even if you are not reading this, I do hope your kids are reading, I pay for the club membership, which indirectly pays for your salary, so i hope that you will be more polite in the future, what happened to the smile at your customer concept.

After that incident, I'm planning to change my name to Cheah Joo Siang Ivan. Maybe change this blog into cheahjoosiangivan.blogspot.com. Or maybe just request the club to change my name to Ivan Cheah Joo Siang. What a stupid club...........

BRB

This site will now be temporary shut down for a while. It is now in the process of a major renovation. The site will not be deleted nor the post being deleted. It shall be updated asap. c ya

keep it up

It seems like every week, we will read about protests being held in Kl. Well, not on local news or newspaper. If you open youtube, Aliran, or other non government news agencies, you will read about rally being held nearly every week. The latest from Malaysia Kini ( a news agency which tells the news in a different point of view) showing a group of protesters protesting for non ISA movement to be taken on the HINDRAF leaders.

Cool Forward

I usually just delete forwarded mail. but i receive this special 1 which got my attention. It was 1 of the coolest forward emails I've ever received. Here are the content.
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Can A Family Man With Salary RM3,000 Survive In Malaysia...!



Can a family man with Salary RM3,000 survive in Malaysia

Let's do some simple calculations here.

In Malaysia, the average family income is RM3,000 /month
(where father works, mother doesn't).

I understand there are many families whose
monthly income does not reach RM3,000,
but, to make things simple,
let's take RM3,000 as the figure. Ok lah, right?

Okay, let's start rolling with a family which has
Papa, Mama, 1 daughter and 1 son. Ngam-ngam ....

Calculation starts...

Electricity and water bill: RM100
(No air-con, No home theatre, No water heater ... ok?)

Phone bill ( Telekom): RM100

Meals for a happy family: RM775
(3 meals on RM25/day, RM25 for 4 persons...?)

Papa makan / teh-tarik during working hrs: RM155
(RM5/day, RM5 ... can eat what?)

Car repayment: RM400
(A proton saga aeroback, 7 yrs repayment)

Petrol (living in city, traffic-jam): RM300
(go to work, bring son to school,
only can afford one car running)

Insurance: RM650
(kids, wife and myself)

House repayment: RM750
(low cost housing repayment for 30 yrs,
retired still have to work to pay!)

Tuition: RM80
(got that cheap meh? i don't think so)

Older children pocket money @ school: RM20
(RM1/day, eat bread?)

School fees: RM30
(enough ah?)

School books and etc: RM100
(always got extra to pay in school)

Younger children milk powder: RM50
(cannot have the DHA, BHA, PHA one, expensive)

Miscellaneous: RM100
(shampoo, rice, sauce, toilet paper)

Oh wait!!! I have to stop here, so...
No Astro,
no movie @ cinema,
no DVD,
no CD,
no online,
cannot KFC,
cannot McDonald,
cannot go Park walk during weekend (petrol expensive),
no chit chat on phone with grandparents, and etc...

Let's use a calculator to total up... WALAO EH! Shit! RM3,610 already...

EPF belum potong, income tax lagi........oledi RM3,610 ....

How to survive lah tuan-tuan dan puan-puan sekalian ???

Our Deputy Prime Minister asked us to change lifestyle?

How to change? Don't eat? Don't work? Don't send children to school and study?

Besides that, I believe in Malaysia population, there are millions of rakyat Malaysia which still don't earn RM3,000/month!!!

What is this? Inilah Malaysia Boleh... Sorry ... it should be Malaysians Boleh , because we're still alive and kicking!!

Our politicians must be mad!!!!

Please forward and comment boleh or tak boleh. No wonder so many Ah Loong around lah....

ANTI STAR

In my house, I have been subscribing to The Star Newspaper since god knows when. But sadly, The Star is becoming more of a political newspaper then a newspaper that tells news. When I was younger, i use to read nearly all the articles in the paper. but lately, nearly half of the newspaper i skip through. We pay about RM1.20 for a copy, which is kind of expencive. then they only have about 30 articles. Among the 30, nearly half of them are news regarding policitc. like hell.......who the hell whats to read news about " Youth will lead our future". What the hack is that......? On the January 1st issue, there are a total of 27 national news. and out of the 27, 12 of them were news about politics.

who in their right mind want to read about the coming election, some stupid ground braking event, or some politician giving out free things to the flood victim. other then that, The Star is also a 1 sided newspaper. it tells the story in a point of view where it only sides 1 political group. That particular group also holds a large amount of share in the agency. so doesnt that make the newspaper buyers and hiding the truth from the public. isint that a crime.????

so boys and girls, tell your parents, there are other newspapers around. Example, The New Straits Times. I feel its one of the best papers around.

well, this is Ivan, signing out