Random POst

Damn You BIAR.

I think you do not know who you are, but FYI, you are not even close to being cool. So any of you out there who is trying to do something to impress others, please note that you are not being cool at all. YOU are Making a FOOL out of yourself.


Thanks, Have a good day.....

Sex Is Good!

Another forwarded Email!

This is hilarious! Be sure to read the warning at the bottom. I didn't change a word! I'm not messing with the Sex Fairy!

1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.
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2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.
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3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.
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4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!
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5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.
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6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!
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7 ... Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.
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8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.
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9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.
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10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.
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This message has been sent to you for good luck in sex. The original is in a room in the basement of the Dwight House Pub. It has been sent around the world nine times. Now sex has been sent to you. The 'Hot Sex Fairy' will visit you within four days of receiving this message, provided you, in turn, send it on.

If you don't, then you will never receive good sex again for the rest of your life. You will eventually become celibate, and your genitals will rot and fall off This is no joke! Send copies to people you think need sex (who doesn't?). Don't send money, as the fate of your genitals has no price.

who came first????

Just got this in my email by someone, and it's really funny. Take a read:

The Truth Revealed (with evidence)!

In June 1998, the government of Malaysia had hired a team of experts from all over the world to be gathered here in Malaysia for a research project to compliment the history studies that we undertook in our secondary school. The objective of the research is simply:



1. To find proof and evidence that show the Malays were the origins of Malaysia and they were the first race and religion that landed their feet in Malaysia .



2. To further strengthen their claims, first they need to find the graveyard of the Hang Tuah, Hang Jebat, Hang Lekiu and etc.. to show the existence of their pioneers.


3. The Batu bersurat in Terengganu, reveals that the islamic religion has landed in Malaysia for more than a hundred years ago which further
strengthen their claims!


BEWARE & OPEN YOUR EYES!!! Go and ask your brother, sister, niece, nephew etc. Since the year 1999 (if i'm not mistaken) or year 2000, do they study about

HANG TUAH anymore ???

Why is that popular subject GONE ??? Missing in action ??? or evidence reveals something else that caused the government to stop the syllabus and HIDE the TRUTH ???



Here are the Evidences of the findings by the team of scientists, archaeologist, historian and other technical staff from the United States , United Kingdom , Germany , Canada , Yemen & Russia .



The evidence are:

1) They finally found the graveyard of Hang Tuah, Hang Jebat etc..., their skeleton had been analized and samples of DNA taken with the results show: Hang Tuah, Hang Jebat, Hang Lekiu and mates were NOT MALAY!!! They were CHINESE (islamic) from China !!! Why were they here in Malacca???

If go back in history, you would know that they were on a mission to protect the UNGRATEFUL MALAY Sultanate from the frequent attacks by the Kingdom of SIAM ( Thailand ) !!! So Hang Tuah was not Malay hero!!! They were the protectors of the useless and ungrateful Parameswara (who was from INDONESIA ) landed in Malacca and claimed that the land belonged to him!!!

The Hang Tuah bunch of people were all from China , they were being assigned to Malacca Sultanate because Parameswara requested the Ming Dynasty Emporer for protection!!! Hence, the rich historical heritage of the Babas & Nyonya being closely linked to the Seven Voyages to the Western Ocean by Admiral Zheng He who incidentally was a Chinese Muslim himself!

That's why the Hang Tuah series of history is MISSING from the Malaysian SEJARAH today! !!

Note : Remember Princess Hang Li Poh ? - All surname 'HANG'

Second Evidence:

The researchers hired by the government found the oldest tomb stones (graveyard) in Kelantan in year 2000. Suprisingly the tomb stones were at least 900 years old !!! Older than the so-called batu bersurat. And the best thing was that they all belonged to the CHINESE !!!


Being landed first in Malacca doesn't mean Malay is the first in Malaysia because during that time, the road was too long or undeveloped for them to reach or see the other side of the coast where the Chinese had landed much earlier. If you want the black and white hard evidence of what the truth of the Research reveals, please write to The Federal Association of Archaeology & Research of Michigan, USA .


This is a good reason to remind the UMNO Bumiputras NOT to ask the Chinese or Indians to go back to their Motherlands because the evidence had shown that Malays were NOT the original people of Malaysia ! The Truth Revealed (with evidence) and anthropologists have yet to ascertain if there was indeed a Malay race!

BRB

This site will now be temporary shut down for a while. It is now in the process of a major renovation. The site will not be deleted nor the post being deleted. It shall be updated asap. c ya

long time no see

well, i have just finish my round the world trip. but in less then 24 hours, i will be traveling again. this time, i will be going to KL. for how long, im not even sure yet. but i guess i will be on the road again. well, last week had been a really fun week for me. hopefully, this week will be as fun as last week. for now, let me leave you guys with a special video did a few weeks back by my movie making crew. the JIBS team.

cheap and good

there is this shop in Prangin Mall which sell computer stuff for a damn cheap price. The name of the shop is Mind Maker. Its located on the 4th floor, right in front of SenQ. i can guarantee you, you can get certain items there for a price that may shock you. I bought a wireless adsl modem for my friend from there for a price of just rm199. the market price, which is nearly all the other shops in Penang sells it for at least RM210 and above. so for anyone who wants to buy anything, give that place a try. you can save more than rm10

Is Paris coming out again???

Paris surrendered herself into prison 3 days earlier, than after just serving 3 days, she was release from prison and sent home to continue her jail term in home custody. But in the news today, Paris was again summoned back to court and was sentence back to prison to continue her time. Is she going to be out again? thats the question.

The reason she was released was because her lawyers argued that she is suffering from a sickness. But the judge ordered her to be taken back into prison and be threated in the prison. I think she is enjoying the publicity. She is in the news everyday since she was sentenced to jail time. I think the reason she was released again was due to her celebrity status, so i think she maybe released again maybe by bribing the judge.

just maybe

bowling with frens

look at the picture above, it was taken from Penang Bowl. i was the bowler. Cool ya. all the pin drop accept 3. and the 3 are pin number 1, 7 and 10. It was a shock when i hit that. and when i continued to try to hit down all the 3 pin, things did not go well and I only hit out 0. hahahaha. but it surely is a nice experience. I have been bowling every single week since i became close friends with this huge gigantic guy name Dedy. Yah, that is his real name.he is huge and he is cool. he is from Indonesia. we go bowling together every week. me, Dedy, Angel, Willie, Allen, Badak. its a good exercise and also a very good way to spend our time during the break. hahahaha. if you all want to join us, just ask me and we will go and play together. and to my friend Justin, I think thats a good idea, but you need at least a few more players to make a football team, but I'm supporting you.

sorry

Sorry guys, i was had my mid terms last week. So no time to post. so now ganti balik. We had a normal game during the weekends and I think there won't be any game this week as for many of them are having their school exams as well. And as for me, my mid terms results are coming out, and i am so dead. I'm so gonna get whack up by my parents. they are so gonna kill me with out mercy. so dead.

becarefull

Can your believe it, a KTAR student was nearly molested and nearly raped by the college own security guard. When my friend told me about the news, I was shock to hear about that. Those who were supposed to protect us and keep us safe tried to rape us. A 20 year old girl from KTAR in Kuala Lumpur. the girl was whack on the head for more than 10 times until she was nearly unconscious than the guard tried to rape her. luckily, she was able to escape before being rape. She was helped by another guard who sported her bleeding. Any tom cat or harry can become a security guard. All you need is just to be physically fit and able to patrol a the place. You don't even need to know how to fight crime or anything like that. Most secondary school guard are about 60 plus year old. Do you think they will be able to protect the students if someone tries to kidnap us, do you think they are capable of protecting the school if some criminal tries to robbed the school. And worst of all, most of these guards are dunk most of the time, for what use if there are guards which are drunk, do you think they can help anyone. I think they will make things even worst. So hopefully, employers will be wiser in choosing their security guards.

sorry ya...and thx

yoooo to my fellow friends who help me earn money daily, sorry ya, nothing interesting in here. the reason is because i don like to talk about myself so i talk about other kind of crap stuff i can think of at the time i blog. so sorry ya. and if you all have any idea to be posted please tell me. and thankz for your support. i will repay your deed when i get my cash. thx again

boring day

its another boring day in class. many people ponteng as usual, than starting to be sick thankz to 2 of my great frens 1 name jessica and the other name melvin. and the lectures seems to be getting more and more boring day after day. either its the lecturer problem or the subject problem lah, i don't think its the student problem as i don see any problem with the student. well. boreeeedddd wanna die d.......pls help

the coolest car ever

to me, the best car ever is the Audi A4. its so so cool man. it runs with a 2.4 cc engine. the price is a bit high for a fresh graduate but it is so so cool. i hope that i can afford to buy it with my first pay slip. i will buy a black version with a turbo in it. cool man

parking

parking your car in penang can be a headache. first off call, we do not have enough parking. than we do not have proper lines on the road to show whether are we parking at a legal parking spot or not. than we still have to worry the of price of the parking. it may cause you up to RM1.20 just to part for an hour in different location. in shopping malls, the price is even worst. it may cost you up to R1.50 for the first hour and RM1 for every hour after that. i hope someone will do something to make the system work properly asap.

happy birthday to you

may i wish my cousin matthew scully and my friend the bear happy birthday, and wish them all the best in their studies and their future. in another mater, i also wanna wish my friend lee guat chin who claims that she is getting married at the age of 17 a happy wedding. and i didn't fall for that april fool joke. hahaha. well, good try. try harder next year

cheng beng

most of you all know what is cheng beng. it is a day where chinese pray to their late ancestors. it is a day where chinese goes to graves and tombs to pay their respect to their late ancestors. i heard someone said this when i was visiting my grandparents. cheng beng is a clever day tought out by the chinese for families to be together. it is for families to reunite and have some sort of a picnic. well, he is kind of true.

imagine this

have you ever wonder why is there so many ad about phone companies on the road, newspaper, even radio and the television. telecommunication companies like digi, maxis and celcom. have you every wonder how much do they spend on advertising. well, they spent a third of their yearly earning on advertising. last years earning for all telecommunication agencies was nearly RM80 billion. and a third of that sum of money is near to RM15 billion. so all your smses, phone calles, all help them advertise more. can you imagine how do they spent our money

Games

when you are bored and have nothing to do. Maybe in your office, college, in class or even at home. you all can log on to this web site to play some games. www.miniclip.com

the best song ever ( for now )

the beautiful lyrics for the song don't mater.



Oh
Ohoohwooe
Oooh
Ooohhwooe

Nobody wanna see us together
But it don't matter no
Cause I got you babe
Nobody wanna see us together
But it don't matter no
Cause I got you babe
Cause we gon' fight
Oh yes we gon' fight
Believe we gon' fight
We gon' fight
Fight for our right to love yeah
Nobody wanna see us together
But it don't matter no
Cause I got you

Nobody wanna see us together
Nobody thought we'd last forever
I feel I'm hopin' and prayin'
Things between us gon' get better
Men steady comin' after you
Women steady comin' after me
Seem like everybody wanna go for self
And don't wanna respect boundaries
Tellin' you all those lies
Just to get on your side
But I must admit there was a couple secrets
I held inside
But just know that I tried
To always apologize
And I'ma have you first always in my heart
To keep you satisfied

Nobody wanna see us together
But it don't matter no
Cause I got you babe

Nobody wanna see us together
But it don't matter no
Cause I got you babe
Cause we gon' fight
Oh yes we gon' fight
Believe we gon' fight
We gon' fight
Fight for our right to love yeah
Nobody wanna see us together
But it don't matter no
Cause I got you

Got every right to wanna leave
Got every right to wanna go
Got every right to hit the road
And never talk to me no more
You don't even have to call
Even check for me at all
Because the way I been actin' lately
Has been off the wall
Especially toward you
Puttin' girls before you
And they watchin' everything I been doin'
Just to hurt you
Most of it just ain't you
Ain't true
And they won't show you
How much of a queen you are to me
And why I love you baby

Nobody wanna see us together
But it don't matter no
Cause I got you babe
Nobody wanna see us together
But it don't matter no
Cause I got you babe
Cause we gon' fight
Oh yes we gon' fight
Believe we gon' fight
We gon' fight
Fight for our right to love yeah
Nobody wanna see us together
But it don't matter no
Cause I got you

Oh oh oh oh oh
Cause I got you
Cause I got you
Ooooh
Cause I got you babe
Cause I got you

Nobody wanna see us together
But it don't matter no
Cause I got you babe
Nobody wanna see us together
But it don't matter no
Cause I got you babe
Cause we gon' fight
Oh yes we gon' fight
Believe we gon' fight
We gon' fight
Fight for our right to love yeah
Nobody wanna see us together
But it don't matter no
Cause I got you
Nobody wanna see us together
But it don't matter no
Cause I got you babe
Nobody wanna see us together
But it don't matter no
Cause I got you babe
Cause we gon' fight
Oh yes we gon' fight
Believe we gon' fight
We gon' fight
Fight for our right to love yeah
Nobody wanna see us together
But it don't matter no
Cause I got you

the making of 300

the movie 300 is the collest movie ever
this is the preview and the making of the show

it rokssssss